The reason I am angry is thus:
I want to eat a packet of ready salted chipsticks.
The brand of ready salted chipsticks i wish to consume is not important, but I would prefer, given the choice, to eat the ready salted chipsticks made by Smiths (now owned by walkers).
Yes, that's right, for once I have actually performed some form of scientific research into a post.
That is because I really want a packet of Ready salted Chipsticks.
I know that they can be bought of the electronic equivalent of the back of a lorry in vast quantities suitable only for a family of elephants, but I want... ney! I HAVE THE RIGHT to walk into my local shop and buy a bloody packet of red flavour ready salted bloody chipsticks.
What the flipping heck am I talking about?
It must be the lack of salt. Sorry.
I'm on a diet this week. have gone all week without bread in a bizarre attempt to loose a bit of belly flab.
It's not really worked.
All that has happened is that I have been very hungry and a lot of bread has gone all mouldy from not being eaten.
I miss toast.
But I also miss ready slated chipsticks.
I have taken to twitter and harassed walkers crisps.
I am yet to even receive a simple reply.
Screw you Walkers social media department.
It is now one minute past midnight. I have a long weekend ahead of me.
The only thing that would make it better would the thought of finishing this self imposed diet that hasn't really done anything and munch on a packet of ready salted chipsticks........